Trivial new taxes we nearly had for 2022
The Chancellor seemed to omit these new tax ideas in his Budget this week: Twitter tax, levied at 1p per tweet Hashtag tax, 1p per hashtag, max 5p per post. COVID lingo tax, like a swear box - £1 each time you say 'unprecedented', 'new normal' or 'pivot'. Unused App Tax (UAT), £10 per app on your phone that you haven't used in the last month Promo tax - payable for downloading tracks simply to get a Christmas number one Wii tax levied on the breaking of household objects Ringtone tax on irritating ringtones, doubled for Christmas ones Muzak tax - doubled for Christmas muzak and trebled for Christmas muzak before December Alexa tax - £1 each time you unintentionally engage your home assistant Interesting tax - £1 each time you say something is 'interesting' rather than using a more precise adjective So tax - £100 each time you start a sentence with 'So'. (Reduced to £50 if you train Alexa to reprimand you) * This article was originally publ...